November 22, 2006
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Oversized Blog Posts vs. Fluff
Ok, I was reminded that people don't post comments on big posts... witness the sad loneliness of my last post. Since my dear readers appear to like easy-to-read fluff, I shall oblige and offer up something that has been molding on my digital shelf for years.
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Gasp. Ghasp…!
No!
No!! Not me!!
I can’t believe this is happening.
To me??
To me!
Oh, I can’t handle this.
What am I gonna do??
This doesn’t happen to me.
Just other people.
God, it’s not fair!
How will I ever get outa this mess??
God, I need help.
But… how?
This is impossible!
Pinch.
Ow! I am awake after all.
Rats.
Oh, what am I gonna do?
This is awful.
Humiliating.
Somebody is responsible for this.
Somebody is responsible for this!!
Wish I could get my hands on whoever is!
It’s all his fault.
I couldn’t help it.
Oh God, will I die?
Here? Like this??
I’ll probably rot here.
Desperation…
Help! Help me, SOMEBODYYY HEEEELP!!….!
Echoes….
Silence
Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?
The T.P. is gone.
- Sanford A. Yoder -
10/93
Comments (7)
Since '93??? Now that really sounds like the Sanford I knew back when.
So,does this mean I'm my brain is fluffy?
And how is you lovely wife progressing? Tell her I said hi.
Skip the I'm up there. Didn't leave much doubt there,huh?
Ha, ha! That's a good one!
BTW, I'm no techie, but I actually get your header and for that I feel very clever.
I'm sorry, really, really sorry!!! That must have been back when I was responsibile. I hope you have not been traumatized for the rest of your life!!
So much can be said with just a few sentences!!!! rofl
Uh, us guys currently have 13 rolls stored within easy reaching distance... Our sister doesn't approve, but, hey, you've gotta have some of those vital supplies stored close at hand.
*shakes head*
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