November 22, 2006

  • Oversized Blog Posts vs. Fluff

    Ok, I was reminded that people don't post comments on big posts... witness the sad loneliness of my last post. Since my dear readers appear to like easy-to-read fluff, I shall oblige and offer up something that has been molding on my digital shelf for years.

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    Gasp. Ghasp…!

    No!

    No!! Not me!!

    I can’t believe this is happening.

    To me??

    To me!

    Oh, I can’t handle this.

    What am I gonna do??

    This doesn’t happen to me.

    Just other people.

    God, it’s not fair!

    How will I ever get outa this mess??

    God, I need help.

    But… how?

    This is impossible!

    Pinch.

    Ow! I am awake after all.

    Rats.

    Oh, what am I gonna do?

    This is awful.

    Humiliating.

    Somebody is responsible for this.

    Somebody is responsible for this!!

    Wish I could get my hands on whoever is!

    It’s all his fault.

    I couldn’t help it.

    Oh God, will I die?

    Here? Like this??

    I’ll probably rot here.

    Desperation…

    Help! Help me, SOMEBODYYY HEEEELP!!….!

    Echoes….

    Silence

    Oh Lord, what am I gonna do?

    The T.P. is gone.

    - Sanford A. Yoder -
    10/93

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